If you can come up with around lucky number $13k, you can set up a Zoltar fortune telling machine (via Hammacher-Schlemmer; affiliate link) in your own home!
Zoltar Speaks! He spits out one of twenty-three different fortune cards. 2000 cards are included with your purchase – enough for all your friends to consult Zoltar several times a year for years to come!
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