This auction is for the beautifully detailed coffin, but unfortunately the creepy life-size Dracula doesn’t come with it. Dracula, sold separately, stands five foot eight inches tall. So menacing! Also available on Amazon. Want a taller Dracula? This one stands six foot four inches high! Here’s the Dracula I’m the most frightened of. The look on his face is so ...

This Spell Book Speaking Witch stands five foot eight inches tall. She reads from her book of spells. Also available from Amazon. This green-faced witch slowly, creepily stirs her cauldron. The cauldron even fogs up! Also available on Amazon. Here’s another green-faced witch, stirring her cauldron. This one has white hair and looks elderly. She’s also sold through Amazon. This ...

Imagine walking up to trick-or-treat at a house that had this gory suspended skeleton hanging in the yard, perhaps between a couple of creepy trees? Joe Spew isn’t gory, he’s just plain gross! Along the same lines of incredibly poor taste, here’s a vomit barrel prop. I can only imagine how disgusting this animated twitching zombie torso is in person! ...

This crate corpse is an animatronic Halloween prop. It’s only 36 inches tall, so it’s not life sized. It takes three AA batteries, and says phrases such as “I’ve risen from the dead to come after you!” and “I’m going to get you. I’m going to eat your flesh and watch you rot until you are just like me!” The ...

This life-sized vampiress has just been staked. She writhes and screams in agony. (Check out the video a couple of the sellers have included in their listings). She comes with a soundtrack CD you can pop into your own nearby CD player for that added extra scary factor. ...

This Abraham Lincoln doesn’t hunt vampires like in the recent movie. He hunts zombies! This prop is new for 2013. It stands over six feet tall! Plug him into a nearby outlet, and he’ll shake and wiggle the fake zombie head he holds. ...

This zombie in bed prop doesn’t move, animate, sit up or make freaky screaming noises. I think that’s ok, it’s disturbing enough as it is! The prop comes with a zombie head, two feet, one zombie hand and a bloody sheet (which you could always augment with extra blood or your own freaky extra touches). Leave this in a dimly ...

I think it would just about do me in to walk into someone’s home and see this corpse rising out of a coffin prop. The seller says it doesn’t require air or power, making it easy to surprise people outdoors, too. (Like in the creepy woods near my house!) ...